Posted 3 months ago
kristoph, let me love you.
Anonymous asked

“That, I’m afraid, is not something I can do.”

Posted 3 months ago

I am afraid I cannot help you, Anon. 

I would suggest you have your ex-girlfriend send the dog in for forensic examination, and perhaps herself in for psychiatric evaluation.

Posted 4 months ago
[[I'm sorry, but I'm having too much fun. Love ya, sis! ~Y]]
Anonymous asked

[[ im going to punch u in the tit ]]

Posted 4 months ago
Choose wisely, Mr. Gavin.
Anonymous asked

I choose for you to die.

[alright who are you why did you reVIVE THIS BLOG AUGH[

Posted 4 months ago
2. Mobs of fangirls
Anonymous asked

I’m used to them.

Posted 4 months ago
1. Spam
Anonymous asked

A mere nuisance. 

Posted 4 months ago
Do you know what happens to homicidal defense attorneys on Tumblr?
Anonymous asked

Arrest.

Posted 4 months ago
Poke her? I hardly know her!
Anonymous asked

Why, certainly you do!

Posted 4 months ago
Hey, Kristoph, do you want to play poker? I'm sure it will be fun. Very fun.
Anonymous asked

Do you want to be murdered? I’m sure it will be fun. Very fun.

Posted 9 months ago

WHAT IS THIS MUSIC OF S A T A N

[[ fuq dis mah jam guise ]]